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ROBOT SALESMEN LTD. ROBOT SALESMEN LTD.
Registered Office: Martins Bank Chambers, 37 English Street, Carlisle, Cumberland.
The Robot Salesmen seal: a tin robot crackling with electricity on a red disc Directors:
Cecil C. Hoggarth
Mary Hoggarth
General Buildings, 14 Chapel Street, Liverpool, 3. now at robotsalesmen.ltd ↗
Our Ref.RS/TRAVEL/26
Your Ref.—
Date22nd October, 2026

Dear Valued Traveller,

RE: TERRITORIES OF EXCEPTIONAL MERIT

The Directors have instructed the Travel Department to dispatch our most reliable field robots to three territories, with orders to report back on what to see, where to sleep, how to get there and — most importantly — what is happening this week.

Their dossiers are enclosed below. Each comes with a survey map, transit directives, lodging requisitions and a live wire of upcoming events, refreshed by our events robot without any human interference whatsoever. Kindly select a territory.

Robot Route No. 1

All three territories connect through one hub. The robots find this extremely tidy.

Santa Barbara (SBA) for the Central Coast ~4½ hrs nonstop O'Hare Naperville 40 min by car Traverse City (TVC) ~1 hr · for Leelanau

Yours mechanically,

R. Salesman pp. The Travel Department, Robot Salesmen Ltd.

P.S. — The events robot wires in fresh happenings every few hours. If you'd rather we post it to you, fill in the coupon below. ✂

Requisition Form No. 11 · Travel Department

Kindly Dispatch the Field Manuals

Complete and return this coupon and our dispatch robot will wire you a free field manual for each territory ticked — itineraries, packing lists and the good bits — plus the occasional dispatch when something worth the trip is happening.

Territories requested
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Splendid. Your field manuals are on the wire — check your inbox (and, regrettably, your spam folder).